I’m normal. Very n-o-r-m-a-l.
Do you consider yourself “normal”?
You’re not! Not to me anyway.
Whats normal?
Well, there is your normal, her normal, his normal, so on and so forth.
“I’m judging you because your normal isn’t my normal. Therefore, you must be wrong, please walk me to my high horse and I’ll be on my way. Kthnxbi!”
BEST PART
I am such a judger. I will judge you on your clothes, hair, cell phone and whatever I can. Why? I’m already preparing for your judging so much, that I need to complete yours, first.
{{double snap}}
It’s not only ridiculous but hilarious! I think most call this insecurity…
I call it “Normal”
I’ve asked my husband to return me, I’m sure there is a manufacture recall with my picture on it, but he refuses. I hope it’s because he loves my faults and assumes they make me more valuable, but I think it’s his hatred of paperwork and long lines.
Don’t stress the small stuff! Even when your being judged, someone is judging them and even someone judging them, for judging you. There is an ongoing list of judging, no one is safe.
Don’t bother judging me, I rode my high horse outta here before you had the chance.
I can dig it, He can dig it, She can dig it, We can dig it, They can dig it, You can dig it, All let’s dig it! Can you dig it, baby:
read somewhere- "normal is just a setting on your dryer" (Patsy Clairmont- I believe) funny article – I hate "judging" – so I guess I'm a judger. . . judging only those who judge??? maybe I'll work on it – someday!
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This is so very true for most people and at least you are honest about it! Hope you enjoyed the ride on your high horse
GREAT! I could have written this myself. I'm always telling my teen that there is NO NORMAL! And the judging, oh don't even get me started on the judging. Let's just be.
To paraphrase a famous quote from a famous movie… "Normal is as normal does!" I've lived with ADHD all my life, so for me ADHD is normal. For everyone around else around me, ADHD is not normal. Go figure!
That is so true…plus you are judging if you think someone else is judging you. So just live a life with butterflies and rainbows. Great article crystal…love the glasses. :p
LMAO! I didnt think of that! Thanks ;0)
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