The Stay @ Home Mom: Awesomeness

Me, sitting at home watching As The World Turns and eating bonbons. Although, this does seem relaxing, unfortunately that isn’t what happens. Yes, dear husbands, really it’s not.

I have to admit, if I did have the opportunity, I wouldn’t be watching soaps. I’d be watching Tosh, Dexter or Weeds and eating cake pops with beef jerky and Diet Mountain Dew. Now, that sounds likes a good time.

MOMMYHOOD

It’s a day of poo filled diapers, smeared macaroni and a lot of slobber. So much in fact, that if slobber was recyclable, I could single handily save the planet. It’s a thankless job, that I wouldn’t give for anything in the world. It’s always new and exciting and interestingly enough, keeps me sane but wondering, “What the hell am I doing here and where is the nearest exit?!”

I don’t think most people could do it! No, please don’t intentionally procreate to prove me wrong, bad move, that and we’re already overpopulated enough, especially with idiots that were created to prove blog posts like this wrong, and still failed.

Moms are the Bees-Knees!

We are awesome! We should have awesome shirts too!! Now, it would be even awesome-r, if we could get along. Don’t get excited, that’s never going to happen. Women can’t get along, no less, Mothers! Scary thought and just in time for Halloween. I love when I can be sarcastically, festive in time for the holidays.

I’m kinda lucky. I live in pro-creation central, for those of you who don’t know, that would be Utah. I see the mini van posse pull up to the school daily. I will probably join them. I just can’t afford a mini van right now. But, Don’t worry, I’m sure I’ll be out there with a mini Mormon assault vehicle very soon.

Be kind to Mothers from another Mother, the job is hard. We know.

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