Back in July, my husband had a vasectomy. After two kids and a “SURPRISE” third, we knew we were done.
I actually got pregnant while still breastfeeding my 6 month old son, Ethan. My OB smiled and winked. ” I swear, I remember offering you contraceptives the last time we met.” Which was only five months prior. It felt weird being there all over again so soon….or at all!
I would have had my tubes tied, but messing with what little estrogen I have is unacceptable. I already wax my lip, should my arms and don’t want to include my back and a 5 0′clock shadow too.
Anyway, 3 months ago, My husband came home with “frank” and grapefruit sized “beans”. I’m not gonna lie, he was in pain, but then again, like a child, you have to force pills down his throat and who refuses lortabs!? Damn, was he grumpy. My advice, get a hotel until he’s healed or be scared, very scared. I’m talking, sleeping-in-the-closet, scared.
Bittersweet
I’m saddened, knowing we’re done with this chapter of our lives. Never carrying life inside myself again, unless I visit a rainforest and get a parasite.
Its time to turn the page and begin a new chapter. One where they can wipe their own asses and feed themselves. What a world!
SAMPLE TIME
We needed to verify his sterility. We dropped his “sample” off a week ago. I was very excite and waiting for the call. Go figure, my husbands “Super Sample” broke the microscope. Now we have to do this all over again,
Easy right? No. Most can just drop the sample off. You see, they need the sample within an hour, we live over an hour away.
Do the math….its okay, I’ll wait……..BINGO!
Let’s just say, its an interesting experience for all of us….again.
You crack me up! I acutally made my husband get a vasectomy after our second son because I would have had 2 or 3 more if he would have let me. I told him that if he was serious about being done. . .he would be serious all the way to the doctor’s office. He followed through and I am so glad he did. We have two beautiful sons and asking for anything more would have been just selfish on my part. It actually makes a marriage fun again, if you ask me! Especially the samples…I actually was dressed in a cute nightie for my husband when he came home from work to collect a sample. lol
Best wishes and I think you did what you felt was best for you!
HAHAHAHAHA!! Thats awesome!! Thank you =]
Haha! Bittersweet yes, knowing you'll never have another baby. But an awesome future ahead!
Help him out in the car when you're 10 minutes away. LMAO